Ya’ll! In honor of the Superbowl this month I wanted to address some general issues.
I have some deep concerns about Tom Brady’s new long 70’s man-do. I originally caught sight of something horrible and stringy hanging out of his football helmet on a MNF (Monday Night Football) broadcast. Initial thoughts: “Gross. What is that beautiful man-whore doing to himself?” I mean—he looks terrible. Is that Chewbacca? Or a man?
Come to find out Tom’s new hair-do is a legit convo topic among the masses! (Yay!) Who knew this shit was all over the New York Post weeks ago? I was on the way to work and my favorite morning show crew (The Regular Guys—LOVE. THEM.) were discussing the very same thing—only they had more imperative info on the topic. Rumor has it that Tom is growing out his hair because his football helmet is rubbing a bald spot on the back of his head. And I thought I had problems.
This is what you get when you marry THE Gisele Bundchen. A complex.
I had to send up a specific SAA prayer to my special confidant, Little Baby Jesus (also referred to as LBJ) at that very moment. I really should be careful in my search for #1’s Uncle. At the end of the day if it’s going to last you need laughter and good conversation more than anything. So, LBJ, please sent me a tall, beautiful man (with no hair loss issues) who makes me laugh a lot and is really smart. It’s hard to be a power couple but let’s face it—beauty fades and football helmets make bald spots.
Love you. Mean it.
the single gal